Category: Joke Board
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee ... hardly seems worth it.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb ... now that's more like it!
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet ... ohmigod!
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death... creepy.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour ... do not try
this at home - maybe at work.
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ... "Honey,
I'm home. What the....?!"
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people ... if you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
A cat's urine glows under a black light ... I wonder who was paid to
figure that out?
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain ... I know some people like that.
Starfish have no brains ... I know some people like that too.
lol.
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